This was originally going to be two separate pictures but I amalgamated them into the one deviation in the last minute since I felt they won't receive much hits as separate submissions (which means, instead of 5 deviations coloured in America, it will now only be 4 {but it still will be 5 pictures, just one deviation will contain 2 pictures, that's it}).

So here, we have the supposed South Park School Mascots pictured here after PETA attacked South Park Elementary for using a cow as a school mascot. If you watched South Park, you will know, but if you didn't, follow this link: [link]

The Douche and the Turd look different here, most notably gaining coloured shoes and muscular build.

So come voting time it looks like you have to choose between a douche and a turd after all.

Drawn with Polychromos and ink on paper.

Art (c) Robin Ngai.
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich (c) Trey Parker and Matt Stone.